Fellow vanagoners and vanagonettes.....


Now that the "quiet thread" has degenerated to the level of discussing wives (women) and motorcycles, I feel its time to weigh in on the matter. In fact it's not a choice of mine, rather its predestination! Last Christmas my oldest son (who also drives a Vanagon) bought me a desk calendar entitled "365 Truly Tasteless Jokes". Why he bought me this calendar I'll never know (sure, sure)...and if it weren't for the fact he drives a Vanagon, I' would have disinherited him immediately for giving me such a gift!

Sorry for digressing.....

The past few days there has been a woman v. motorcycle thread (ergo "karma") on the calendar (similar to the thread on here) that I'd like to share with you (please don't blame me...blame the kid, the calendar and karma):

        1. Why is a motorcycle better than a woman?
                You can have a beer while riding your motorcycle.

        2. Another reason a motorcycle is better than a woman?
                If your motorcycle makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.

        3. A final reason a motorcycle is better than a woman...

If you don't like the way your motorcycle looks, you can always paint it or buy it new parts.

Thank Gawd its Fryedae!! And remember....blame it on the kid, the calendar and karma. And please, please, please don't forward this email to my wife!!   :-)



Ric