Herr Boschmeister:
Thank you for your gracious order of our Dr. Ferdinand
Piëch's premium signature edition. You have indeed chosen
wisely!
Payment: Please note, there is no need to worry yourself with
payment headaches. You will find that has already been done by our
fully automated $CRAP bank account/email/joe consumer search engine,
which has drafted your account in an amount we deem sufficient to provide
for the transaction plus all extra fees and charges. The principal
amount is $2,685.
When your order ships: Unless there is a note below, your shipment
will be made upon signature by the good doctor by Airborne Express,
International Emergency shipment, which you will be billed also for, of
course. Shipping of the one volume is not expected to exceed
$641.00.
URGENT NOTE: $CRAP attempted to drain funds, correction-- draft
funds, from your account and we are extremely disturbed to find there are
almost no funds available for siphoning! Please get in touch with
management and explain in detail what is up with that???
Thank you and have a wonderful day,
The Management
$CRAP