A while ago Matt Pollard posted a hillarous list of extreme bumper stickers.
I still have a copy of it on my bulletin board.  So, I submit.. yesterday,
while in my bus (theres the bus content) I saw this on a beat up toyo-truck:
"I got a longbow for my wife - GOOD TRADE"  I'm still chuckling...

Brian Doss
'88 Weekender, Queequeg