OK... it's a bit old, but pretty
funny...
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson =
Motorcycle
Corporation, died and went to heaven. At the =
gates,
St.
Peter told Arthur, "Since you've been such a
good man and your =
motorcycles
have changed the world, your
reward is,you can hang out with anyone =
you want
in Heaven."
Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, "I =
want to
hang
out with God."
So, St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne =
Room, and
introduced him to God.
Arthur then asked God, "Hey, aren't you =
the
inventor of woman?"
God said, "Ah, yes."
"Well," said Arthur, "professional to =
professional,
I think
you have some major design flaws in your =
invention.
1.
There's too much inconsistency in the front-end protrusion.
2. It =
chatters constantly at high speeds.
3. Most of the rear ends are =
too soft
and wobble too much.
4. The intake is placed way to close to the
exhaust.
And finally,
5 The maintenance costs are
outrageous."
"Hmmmm, you may have some good points there," =
replied God,
"hold on."
God went to his Celestial super computer, typed in a =
few words
and
waited for the results.
The computer printed out a slip of =
paper
and God read it.
"Well, it may be true that my invention is =
flawed," God
said to
Arthur, "but according to these numbers, more men are riding =
my
invention
than yours."