I = agree that this is not a good forum for this sort of thing, but I'm unlikey to go and attack = someone as a result of seeing this.

Why should the women be more offended = than the men, though? Isn't that sexist?

Why not go for a caption competition = with these though?

How about:

"Are you sure you have to do this to = get the fridge working?"

or:

"I wish you'd fitted a raising roof, = I've got a hell of a headache."

Andrew

"have fun, don't blame me."