In a message dated 08/03/2001 12:38:47 AM Central Daylight Time,
BenTbtstr8@AOL.COM writes:

<< you wouldn't have these problems if you owned a Toyota >>

Here it is Friday, but this is a true story.
A local Hooters girl is sueing the company.
She entered into a promotional contest, the first place winner was to recieve
a new "Toyota", she thought.
She won! She recieved a new................ TOY "YODA"