saw this recently...
A few years ago the battery in my =
beat-up
VW
Beetle had died because I left the lights =
on
overnight. I
was in a hurry to get to work on time
so I ran into the house =
to get my
wife to give me
a hand to start the car. I told her to =
get into
our
second car, a prehistoric oversized gas =
guzzler,
and use
it to push my car fast enough to start it.
I pointed out to her =
that
because the VW had an
automatic transmission, it needed to be
pushed
at least 30mph for it to start.
She =
said
"fine!" hopped into her car and drove off.
I sat =
there fuming
wondering what she could be
doing.
A minute =
passed
by and when I saw her in the
rear-view mirror coming at me at =
about 40
mph,
I suddenly realized that I should have been a =
bit
clearer
with my directions...