----- Original Message -----
Sent: Tuesday, November 27, =
2001 9:48
PM
Subject: Why you NEVER loan out =
your
Vanagon!!
Hi,
This is a story of why you NEVER =
loan out your
van!! At least not to someone who does not know the first thing =
about
Vanagons!!
My bosses have a 1987 Syncro Westy =
I had been
trying to buy at one time when they blew the engine. They wanted =
what I
thought was too much so they ended up having a factory rebuilt engine
installed in it.
They have had it back about six =
months and it
had just been sitting. It had been plagued with a symptom of =
dying while
driving down the road.
They loaned it to some friends to =
take out to
the desert for a few days. They were out on the road somewhere =
and the
thing dies on them. Not being able to start it again, they call =
the tow
truck.
The guy shows up with the cradle =
truck.
The borrower of the van pulls out the owners manual and reads the =
first few
sentences about towing and it says it is OK to tow.(?) I have =
never seen
a Syncro owners manual so I am not sure what she was =
reading. So
the tow driver pops the front of the van on the cradle and off they =
go!
He has no idea the thing is a SYNCRO!!
So they get on down the road and =
they are
travelling along. The friend happens to glance back towards the =
van and
there is black smoke pouring out from under the van!!! Pull over =
and the
tow driver finally realizes the things a four wheel drive! How =
the guy
can not feel the thing pulling behind the truck is beyond me. They =
call a
flatbed out to haul it in the rest of the way.
Get it to the tow shop and they =
get a good
look at the van. The front tires, which were new as well, had big =
grooves worn
in them where they were turning in the restraint! There was no =
oil left
in the engine!!! Probably a big hole in the side of the case!!
Tow driver keeps claiming that =
they should
have told him it was a Syncro. The friends claim they can smell =
alcohol
on the guys breath and that he is drunk! Meanwhile, the owners =
are 100+
miles away.
Finally find another tow company =
to haul it to
the owners mechanic at the cost of $500. He is now in the =
process of
assessing the carnage. Meanwhile, the owners are trying to sort =
out what
the Tow Companys insurance company will cover.
Does this sound like a nightmare =
or
what. Probably trashed the tranny, differential, and/or the =
viscous
coupling as well is my guess.
Do I sense a frontrunner in the =
Schmoo Award
for this year? Or at least Bonehead(s) of the year?
John Andrew 1984
"Westiico"