Don't crack, I have already bought a unit for my business! Now I can sail around the world perpetually in motion. Whenever we come to a port I'll disembark and work on Vanagons and then get back aboard and sail on for new adventures. Maybe I'll become so internationally famous that the ultra-rich will pay to have their Vanagons air-lifted onto the ship so I won't even have to come ashore if I don't want to (didn't you know that all the ultra-rich have Vanagons? It is one of their best kept secrets). No taxes, no laws, just pure freedom!!!! << Start time warp ahead 5 years into the future>> Ken Wilford, CEO of Van-Again Enterprises was found dead under a Vanagon today. Sources tell us that he removed all the tires and then crawled under the van and kicked out all the floor jacks commiting Van-icide. It seems that he had been preparing for several years to move his business onto the infamous Freedom Ship, that notorious internet hoax that took in so many millions of dollars from unsuspecting investors. When the project was exposed last week on 20/20 the news must have been too much for the entrepreneur (sp) and he decided to expire in the only dignified way he knew- death by van. He is mourned by his family and the large internet community the Vanagon List (in between tire discussions). << End Time Warp>> Happy Thursday? :) Thanks, Ken Wilford John 3:16 www.vanagain.com Phone: (856)-765-1583 Fax: (856)-327-2242
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